My
big culchie accent, which is mocked by friends in Dublin and Cork, is cooed at
over here. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve been asked to talk more
during nights out. It’s a great talking
point. Most of the people go on to say that they’re part Ireland and how they’d
love to go back to Ireland, talking as if they’re bona fide Irish. I’m still
getting a kick out of it and I don’t think the novelty value will go any time
soon.
One
night I met a lad who claims he’s a proud Limerick man, despite the fact he
never left Newfoundland in his life. He almost cried when I told him that I
study in Limerick and demanded I tell him every detail about the Treaty City.
He told me that his father moved from Limerick because it was too dangerous,
which I didn’t buy for a second. I chatted to him for a total of five minutes
before he asked me if I wanted to buy some Grade A drugs. It was around that
time that I faked a call and left him. Every proper Irish person I’ve met since
has offered me the same. It’s slightly suspicious.
The
best thing I’ve encountered so far is, of course, in the pubs around St John’s.
In my first month here, I’ve been given four free double whiskeys from friendly
bartenders, just because I’m a proper Irish person. This is something that I could
get used to. It’s all part of some of
the bizarre initiation ceremonies that take place in Newfoundland.
All I
can say is roll on Paddy’s Day!

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